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Quilted Christmas Stockings - Soft Sherpa Top

RRP: $29.00
Your Price:
$14.99 (You save $14.01)
Weight:
0.50 LBS
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So, here's the skinny on these stockings...It is an original 'Brand X' quilted stocking, that had a messed up monogram on it. So, we took the cuffs off of two stockings and made one cuff out of two poorly embroidered stockings. The newly sewn cuff is then professionally sewn onto one of the stockings and the other stocking had a sherpa cuff professionally sewn onto it, thus giving the stocking a new life and keeping poorly embroidered, brand new stockings out of landfills.

 

They look fantastic, better even in person than in photos.

* They are a little shorter than the original stockings, so if you are trying to match them up with stockings purchased from 'Brand X', just realize they may not match up perffectly in length.

 

NO PERSONALIZATION OFFERED ON THIS ITEM, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHERPA DOESN'T MONOGRAM WELL.

 

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'Twas four months before Christmas, when all through the ware-house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The stockings came to us by the pallet, we thought it must be a ploy,

But OH NO...they didn’t get in the way of Mitch, our jolly shipping boy;

The stocking embroidery machines, used by “Brand X”,

Must have been broken, or perhaps under a witch’s hex;

They came to us with names like Jaworski LaFestus, Winnephred and Charli without the e,

And my lady got to thinkin’, Hi Diddlee Dee,

"I’ll take these broken stockings and make them whole again,"

With the help of some sewing elves, not one...but how ‘bout ten.

The elves cut off the mixed up names and sewed with a smile,

and my lady said to herself, “I kind of like this new style.”

The stockings are now ready, o’plenty,

At our prices, you could order one, two, three...or even twenty.

"So, why Recession Stocking?" you ask, "They look so beautiful still",

Psst...With 3 inches cut off the top, that's 13.2% less stocking to fill!

(author unknown)

 

 



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