'Twas four months before Christmas, when all through the ware-house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings came to us by the pallet, we thought it must be a ploy,
But OH NO...they didn’t get in the way of Mitch, our jolly shipping boy;
The stocking embroidery machines, used by “Brand X”,
Must have been broken, or perhaps under a witch’s hex;
They came to us with names like Jaworski LaFestus, Winnephred and Charli without the e,
And my lady got to thinkin’, Hi Diddlee Dee,
"I’ll take these broken stockings and make them whole again,"
With the help of some sewing elves, not one...but how ‘bout ten.
The elves cut off the mixed up names and sewed with a smile,
and my lady said to herself, “I kind of like this new style.”
The stockings are now ready, o’plenty,
At our prices, you could order one, two, three...or even twenty.
"So, why Recession Stocking?" you ask, "They look so beautiful still",
Psst...With 3 inches cut off the top, that's 13.2% less stocking to fill!
Regular Quilted - approx. 23" (from top to tip of toe)
Linen w/ Velvet, Bejeweled, Ticking Stripe, Quilted Velvet - approx. 24" (from top to tip of toe)
Vintage Wool & Linen - approx. 17" (from top to tip of toe)
1st Christmas Size - approx. 17" (from top to tip of toe)